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  1. The Horned God is crowded this evening. Your drink in hand you skirt the crowds looking for an empty table. There are none available but some of the tables still have room for people if their occupants are willing to share them. You spot a table where only a lone person is seated and move closer. You see a white haired, middle aged man nursing a cup of tea sat at the table. He appears to be of Asian descent. You address him, motioning in the general direction of the crowd you ask if he would be willing to share his table. He nods. Thanking him you put your drink on the table and seat yourself. The man has already turned his attention back to his tea. Amidst the murmuring of the crowd your table feels like an island of silence, as it stretches on you try to strike a light conversation. You introduce yourself and inquire for the stranger’s name. Instead of answering you he pulls a piece of paper from his pocket and shows it to you. There is a single word on it, Ryjalon. “'Ryjalon'? That's your name” you ask. The man nods while putting his piece of paper back into his pocket. A moment passes in uncomfortable silence, then another. Clearly it's up to you to keep the conversation going. “Do you come here often” you ask. Ryjalon shakes his head. “I hear the last show at the Crusades was quite a success” you offer. Your opposite gives you a quizzical look. “Not a local then?” He shakes his head. “What brings you to this fine city of ours then?” Ryjalon shrugs his shoulders. “You're... not much of a talker are you?” He looks at you with a slightly tilted head, then shrugs his shoulders once more. “Alright what's up with that, are you mute?” He seems to consider how to answer the question, then his expression changes as if he just had an idea. Ryjalon takes out his faction issued cellphone. He begins to type something on it, slowly, searching for every single character on the keyboard. After he finishes he turns the screen over for you to read what he has written. you want to hear my story? Intrigued you confirm that you want to hear this strange character's story. Ryjalon pulls a small velvet bag hanging from a rope around his neck out from under his shirt. From the bag he takes a black polished object. He places the small object in his palm and holds it out for you to inspect. It seems to be an ordinary stone. As you reach out for it Ryjalon withdraws his hand, indicating you may look at the stone but not touch it. Ryjalon turns the stone over in his hand. You can see marks on this side of the stone, they look like they might be eastern characters. He returns the stone to the bag and takes up his phone again. As you watch him hunt for the right characters you think to yourself that he certainly seems to be the kind of person who could make two phone calls in the time he writes a single short message. If he would speak that is. Eventually he is done and turns the phone over for you to read. this form of communication is so clumsy, inefficient. i wish you knew to read the signs they have taught me. as you have already surmised i can not - no, will not - speak. i have done something unforgivable that has cost me my life. not in the sense you may initially assume as i am still very much alive. my life does not belong to me anymore. the stone i have shown you is my mark of servitude. i am beholden to whomever is in rightful possession of it. simply having the mark does not give me my life back as a servant can not be a master under normal circumstances. in my recent past occurred something terrible and wonderful that has made me an exception to the rule, so long as i obey other rules. Ryjalon puts away the phone for the moment and pulls something else from the pouch hanging from his neck. He shows it to you, briefly, before he places it back inside the bag and puts the bag under his shirt. It is another stone, this one white and chipped, slightly stained with something and with a different character on it. He pulls out his phone again and begins typing, then turns the screen over to you. this stone represents an oath. through pain, blood and loss i was given the opportunity to take command of my life in exchange for a pawn. what they have asked of me is my voice, a pledge not to spill their secrets and never to return to my home country under my own power. should i break my oath they will take the stones and command over my life from me. this is why i do not speak. i shall have to find a more efficient means of communication than this. Ryjalon waits for you to finish reading, then scowls at the phone in frustration and puts it away. You agree with his last statement but can offer no assistance. His story however has you interested, hearing the rest of it seems like it's a good way to spend the evening. And it may well take him the whole evening to spell it all out. You offer to get him another cup of tea in exchange for the rest of his story, he requests something with a little more punch but otherwise agrees. It seems like he's relieved to have someone to share his story with. By the time you return from the bar he's almost finished with the next chunk of his story. i hope you're aware that this will take a while you have to realize that this account will not be accurate. there are things you will not understand, details i can not tell you about. i was a soldier, i suppose. carrying out our commands without questions or variance was what was expected of us. it was all we were. the populace knew of us, they feared us for the most part, interfering in our missions could mean death to any of them. we meant them no harm but i have to stress again that carrying out our missions took precedence over everything else. if our mission required no witnesses to be left we left no witnesses. if our mission required haste there was no stopping to help anyone, no matter the circumstances. on the other hand, if our mission was to help them, we would dedicate our all to it. following a disaster we would usually be under orders to help. putting out fires, searching for survivors in collapsed buildings. rebuilding. distributing supplies. tinged with their fear of us was also respect. we *never*, actively, took a life without orders to do so. it was a good life. if it was possible i would go back to it. but this is only wishful thinking, after the sins i’ve committed i can never go back. first, let me tell you of my fall. of the night i lost my life. a spy stole something of our masters' but fumbled his escape. he triggered an alarm. i was ordered to pursue and retrieve the spy and what he had stolen. he gave me a merry chase through town. i was hot on his trail when my path led me across a quarrel. two men had backed a street urchin against a wall, another child lying at their feet. the men noticed me and despite being stupidly drunk they recognized me for what i was, causing them to hesitate. i should have left then, chasing after my mark. but something about the urchin caused me to linger. the way he (or she? i'm not certain, even after replaying the scene in my mind for so many years) looked at me then seemed oddly familiar, stirring a half-remembered memory i didn't have. i think you call it deja vu. that instant was my downfall. one of the assailants must have misinterpreted my hesitation as a decision to intervene. he lunged at me with a knife. i did not think then, letting my body take over. the next thing i remember is his body lying in front of me, broken. the other man was gone. i tried to pick up the spy's trail then but was not able to do so. all that was left to do was return to my masters, defeated, and accept my punishment. not only did i abandon my mission but i killed a man without orders to do so. the sentence, as you know, was the loss of my life. Ryjalon hangs his head in shame, then begins typing again. You decide not to interrupt him with questions and wait for him to finish typing. what is to follow are my years of servitude. having lost command over my life i was brought to... you lack the right word for it. the closest translation would be traders but it fails to convey the full implications of what they do. they trade in lives and promises. they bind servants -the vast majority of which choose this path voluntarily- to their marks of servitude and sell the marks on to the future masters. money is never directly involved with the traders. those who choose servitude willingly are given a promise in return, though never for themselves. those who wish to trade for a mark give the traders a promise. the rightful owner of a mark can do whatever he pleases with his servant, although the responsibility for the servants actions rests with the master. if a servant is ordered to commit a crime it will be the master bearing the sentence. a lot of marks are not kept by the initial master for long. they are sold off or traded in an effort to recoup the cost of whatever the promise to the traders was. i was a great many things to as many masters over the years, some of them knowing what i was, some only having the faintest idea. assassin, bodyguard, debt collector, clerk, valet. a cook, once. i have fond memories of serving as a bodyguard for a business man. i've seen most of the world traveling with him. my mark was sold, traded, lost in gambling and given away in thanks many times over those years. twice my master died without passing the mark on to someone else, forcing me to wait where i stood after carrying out their last order, unable to take action until someone took possession of it You can't contain your surprise at this and have to ask “so you just stood there doing nothing at all until someone happened to pass along and picked up your... stone? And then you'd do whatever they pleased, just like that?” He nods then tilts his head slightly, questioningly. Apparently he sees nothing strange in that behavior. You decide not to press the matter and let him get on with his story. Ryjalon takes a deep breath and steadies himself, then continues typing. eventually, my mark would lead me back to my home. an official dealing with my people was giving my mark away as a birthday present to a priest's son, in an effort to curry favor for an oath i suspect. my new master was barely an adult. i have no exact knowledge of my age but it was obvious he was several years my junior. at first glance he was frail and had the pale complexion of someone spending the majority of his life indoors. my initial orders were simple, keep the boy company. i spent most of the first days conversing with my master, i took over the position of his personal servant and hardly ever left his side. it quickly became evident that with nothing to do except learning the secrets of his father's trade and reading whatever books he could get his hands on he possessed a wealth of theoretical knowledge of the world. yet he had seldom left the premises of the family's estate and never left his hometown at all. i was recounting tales of my travels and he eagerly absorbed all of these secondhand impressions of a world both familiar and strange to him. occasionally he would stop me to explain the workings behind a phenomenon i had mentioned. we both learned much from these exchanges. before long he would sent me to fetch him specimen of nearby flora and the like to examine. once he asked me to smuggle him into town so he could look at a strange animal a wandering exhibition had brought to town. i was, of course, encouraged to keep him safe by his father but those were merely the priest's wishes and not my master's orders. ours was a good master servant relationship. as time passed the distance between us shrank. i may have been the closest thing he had to a friend up until that point. i would not have minded for those three years to stretch on for all eternity. When you finish reading and turn your attention back on him you notice Ryjalon silently staring into the middle distance. You see his jaw muscles moving. With a jolt his thoughts seem to return to the here and now, he retrieves his phone and begins typing anew. at the end of our fourth year i would have gained command over my life and would have lost everything worth living for. my master's training was complete. he was ready to take over his father's position as a priest when the old man's flame expired. this should have been years later. at my master's request i had begun teaching him self-defense. not the techniques taught to me during my old life, mind you, but basic techniques you can pick up in evening courses the world over. as a result he stopped looking like a gust of wind could blow him over. this contributed to a whole new problem for me. something subconscious had begun ...resonating within me at times when my idle thoughts dwelled on my master. i... wasn't sure what to do about this so i put off dealing with it until a more opportune occasion presented itself. i got my wish of not having to deal with the consequences of my feelings, in the way fate likes to corrupt whatever we wish for. to this day i don't know what caused the next events but even if i knew i couldn't change the outcome. someone wanted the old priest dead and they either wanted to make an example of it or it wasn't a matter personal enough for simple assassination. that evening my master was in the old man's study. they were discussing something pertaining to their faith so no outsiders were permitted. apparently their gods don't like sharing their secrets with the uninitiated even if they can be sworn to absolute secrecy. so i was waiting outside the door. then the world had gone completely silent, i found myself a ways away on the floor and the door and much of the study was gone. what remained was burning for the most part. searching what remained of the room i found the old man, barely alive and horribly maimed, and my master who was better off, if not by much. i wanted to get my master into medical care right away but was stopped by him. through his own shock and my slowly returning hearing he ordered me to make sure his father was dead, then fetch him a casket from his room. i did both without being able to form any semblance of coherent thought. i extinguished the old man's life, robbing him of the seconds or minutes it would have taken him to die on his own then hurried to get my master the casket. when i returned my master gave me my next orders. when he was done i was to take the letters he would write to the traders right away, without stopping for anything. he took ink and paper from the casket and began hastily scrawling his letters, placing my mark of servitude with them. then he requested me to sit next to him and took the white stone i have shown you and a small blade out of the casket. he opened his veins with the blade, placed the bloodied white stone on the letters and embraced me, all the while smiling at me. i held him until his eyes grew dim. i watched myself fulfilling his last orders to me as i took the letters along with the stones and made my way to the traders. without stopping for anything. i left his body in the burning room. i don't remember how i got to the traders or much of what happened then. until i found myself sitting face to face with a terribly nervous trader in a dimly lit room. i could see shadows hurrying about in the twilight and voices mumbling but the only figure i could get a clear picture on was the one in front of me. something had them in an uproar. between my counterpart and a disembodied voice from the shadows talking to me i learned a bit of what had happened to shake them so much. my former master had done the unthinkable. one of the letters confirmed his father's death and his own assuming the position of priest. the other letter proposed a trade. a priest could offer up his life to the gods in exchange for a favor. this was almost never done, the only records of it are in legends where a priest sacrificed himself to overcome dire straits through divine intervention. my former master had done it to make the traders an offer they couldn't refuse. they would get a favor from the gods, something impossible to even consider, if i got command over my life, something equally impossible. after much discussion on their part establishing that they could indeed somehow claim that favor from the gods they decided to take the deal and offer me a trade. i would become my own servant, in exchange i would guard their secrets, never return to my home country under my own power and never again speak to anybody. i suspect they added that last condition to spite me and it certainly works. they have taught me signs to communicate but outside my country they aren't terribly useful. i'm still looking for an adequate remedy to that situation. so anyway, with that they set me on my way. i went where everyone leaving their old life behind goes, to the new world. i was contemplating putting an end to my pain by getting myself killed but it felt like that would cheapen the sacrifice of my former master so i decided against it for the moment. without any goals i just tried to get settled in in my new life but it didn't take long for fate to run interference again. a short while ago my spiritual energy just started manifesting itself. it wrought havoc on my accommodations. just when i had managed to suppress that i was shanghaied to korea. some weird organization seems to have decided i have joined their ranks. whatever, they don't seem to care much about whether i do what they want me to or not. my more immediate concern is that apparently death stopped being effective for me. that, and other invitations made years ago when i was not at a liberty to take them. so there you have it. the story of my lives as much as i care to recount using this blasted thing as a means of communication. fate's a bitch and i'm starting to hate text based communication. right now i'm just putting up with all the weird shit going on because it serves as a distraction from my pain until i find some way to alleviate it. something worth living for. in the worst case maybe once i fulfill whatever purpose the powers interfering in my life have in mind for me they'll allow me to end this. You are unsure what to say, bits of his story are still moving around in your head, trying to paint the bigger picture that caused the unlikely account you just read. Ryjalon puts away his phone indicating that this is all he is ready to tell you for now. You seem to notice the slightest hints of conflicting emotions flashing over his face but you're not certain. His story is a lot to process and he doesn't look to be in a mood to carry on with the conversation. You decide to bid him farewell for now and see what you can do with the remainder of the night.
  2. Three Word Story [Forum Game]

    [[I have a feeling like we've descended too deep into insanity. People seem afraid to feed the monster we've created.]] juggle barfing unicorns.
  3. Room 33 [Random Chat Topic]

    What the-? How did-? What kind of person combines a Slinky with earphones? And for what nefarious purpose? ​
  4. TSW Database & Sanctuary Event Suggestions

    I'll have to pack a flamethrower. And BBQ sauce.
  5. Room 33 [Random Chat Topic]

    And today's internet has been won. Congratulations.
  6. Moar status updates!

    I just watched Time of Eve: The Movie, now I'm trying to locate the onion cutting ninjas hiding in my room.

  7. Room 33 [Random Chat Topic]

    I like them pictures, there's usually at least one picture in the post that gets a chuckle out of me. I really like Exhibit 1
  8. What music are you listening to?

    Lets see if we can put videos into spoilers... There's like 3 seconds of boobs, it might be considered NSFW. You have been warned.
  9. Room 33 [Random Chat Topic]

    Today's ramblings: There used to be a list of RP Twitter accounts around, does anyone remember where that would be located? I'm in the middle of setting up an IC account for Ryjalon* and having a list of the bulk of people to follow would speed things up. While I'm on the topic of RP, I'm trying to figure out a way of getting him involved in the forum RP. Doesn't help that I've never seriously tried RP and have no idea how you go about this. One major roadblock I keep hitting is how someone new to the secret world is actually contacting the sanctuary network. What's the suggested procedure on this? *sits in front of the screen writing, rewriting and deleting things for the next 45 minutes* To close with a request I've been debating to make for a while now, would one of you experienced RPers have enough time and energy to spare to show me the ropes? The thought of joining the other kids on the playground without upsetting anything is intimidating. Now back to your regularly scheduled funny pictures. *it's @‌TalkingWord for those interested but it's inactive for now, I'm waiting for the #IAMTSW Backstory round to close so I can at least post a full introductory post for him before I do anything with it. And I don't know what I want to do with it, there's that too...
  10. What music are you listening to?

    That song is epic, Lis. Thanks for sharing! Today I bring you the somewhat odd, it fits the day I've had. And while I'm at it let's do another one The English is terribad but the songs are so delightfully weird.
  11. Three Word Story [Forum Game]

    juggle flaming pink
  12. Three Word Story [Forum Game]

    darting across the
  13. Room 33 [Random Chat Topic]

    I'm at times an idiot but the one in your picture is a special kind of idiot. At least he got part of it right. I like fire, it looks good on people and other things. Also on ak'abs. Mmmmh, charred ak'ab. That second picture though? Best. Dad. Ever. That's something to aspire to.
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    You probably have been bombarded with links to this by now but I'm excited nonetheless
  15. What music are you listening to?

    My neighbors' nephew is playing really loud really crappy music. This leaves me with three options close the windows and die a slow heat deathbe loudergo over there and end himI choose option 2 because dealing with the legal repercussions of option 3 seems like kind of a drag. Yeah I'm a wuss.
  16. Firefly vs Game of Thrones

    ​A part of my brain immediately wondered if that is some kind of euphemism. Thank you, internet.
  17. What music are you listening to?

    Don't mind me while I'm zoning out here. I love that voice.
  18. New forums!

    That would work too. And we do have a third albeit small one by Kle now. As an alternative we could just link to the threads in a fitting place, maybe the Lost & Found? That would involve the least work aside from removing links to threads that have run their course. Actually, does the forum have signatures? I could just throw a link in there I'm still in the process of getting my brain up to operating temperature, sorry if this seems unstructured.
  19. New forums!

    I have a feeling like we could do with a new subforum related to giving away stuff. I'm pleasantly surprised at having started a trend but it feels inconvenient to have the threads mixed into General discussion. I don't feel like pointlessly bumping them up nor do they deserve a sticky so a new category could work. Any thoughts on that?
  20. Room 33 [Random Chat Topic]

    Who wants to read more of my ramblings as I'm heading to bed? Nobody? Well too bad because you're getting them anyway. I've finished obsessing over the details of Ryjalon's backstory. The long version of it. It came out at just over 3500 words which surprised me a little, in an unusual turn I actually like the end result. Usually the best I can do when going up against my own standard is "good enough". A shorter version in a different style has been submitted to the contest. I hate that version with a passion, there's so many things missing and everything else just doesn't feel right. Now to find a way to keep myself distracted until I post the long version here. Do you hear that whispering? It's calling to me. It wants me to let it loose onto the world. I shall resist. I will keep it contained for the moment. Maybe. Just a little can't hurt. No? No! I will remain vigilant. I can hear its sweet siren song... I assure you that I'm probably not a lot more crazy than usual.
  21. Evaluation of agent Astrus Darksun. Callsign "Kiernon" On our radar since age 7 when he started using the Darksun family's name. Known blood relatives: Parents: Mary and Victor, deceased, original family name missing from the records. All records. Our own, registration office, alphabet agencies... It's like it never existed. Siblings: One younger brother, Kiernon, missing, presumed dead. Lost his family at age 6. Mid-March, sometime between 2:30am and 4:00am local time a large part of their house and part of the surrounding area vanished. Area of effect approximately an 8 meter sphere. When the neighbors got up the next morning all they found was a bowl in the ground, some debris and one of the children, unconscious but otherwise unharmed. They found the parents eventually. Small parts of them. Scattered all over the neighborhood. Egg hunting must've been fun that year. No sign of the younger child. Someone covered the incident up as a landslide into the nearby lake. They didn't do a very good job at it. We can dig deeper than that. The child regained consciousness at the hospital. Tests returned nothing out of the ordinary physically. No reaction to the news of his parents' death. Strong emotional reaction to his brother's disappearance. If the records are correct the boy claimed his brother was "still there" but "lost" and he needed "to show him the way home." They've chalked it up as psychological trauma. After that the child was brought to one of the specialised institutes to examine if the incident was caused by latent ESP powers. They haven't turned up anything aside from an unusual obsession with the missing brother so we let him sink from our awareness. He came back to our attention ringing all sorts of alarms one year later when he started to give his name not as simply Astrus like he had done before but as Astrus Darksun. We never figured out how the House of the Dark Sun made contact with a child in one of our own facilities. When asked about it all the boy had to say was "we're not alone anymore." We've tried everything short of opening up his head to extract information about the Dark Sun and who made contact with him. We didn't find anything out and recruiting the boy into our ranks was deemed more valuable. We might still crack his skull open at some point. With that the boy shifted from "survivor of a freak phenomenon" to "recruit". With that came indoctrination, the mind games, the tracking chip. We've all been through it. Human Resources succeeded in convincing the boy that joining up with us would be in his best interest by leveraging his ongoing obsession with his missing brother. "If anyone can find him, it's us." Not like we'd waste resources hunting a ghost, there's enough of those around already. The boy was recruited and began training at age 13, insisting on adopting his brother's name as his callsign to "help him find me". With no special powers of his own the agent's career was uneventful, bordering on boring. Standard weapons training, lowprofile assassinations and working with the goon squad. The agent's personality makes it hard for some of the handlers to work with him. He's cynical and sarcastic yet he insists on hiding it all under good manners. You just don't know what to make of him at times. According to our psychoanalysts he's deeply empathic but also unable to connect with people. Doesn't help that he got his fashion sense out of a museum, sometimes it feels like watching The Untouchables. He also doesn't drink and that is raising some flags of my own. The agent is convinced that the universe is out to get him but has found solace in the concept of karmic retribution. He accepts whatever weird shit the universe throws at him on the basis that the worse it is the better his outset in his next life will be. When asked about his belief in reincarnation his reaction was "Oh, there will be a next life, I'm sure of it. I'd like nothing more than things ending once and for all when this sad affair of my life is over with and the universe is very good at not giving me what I want." The positive side effect of his outlook is that he copes really well with being chosen by Gaia and the manifestation of his powers. The only thing he seems to worry about is what effect it will have on his karmic balance. Now that he can control anima the agents weapon of choice is a custom made extendable baton. Sheathed in anima it works the same as any blade but has the advantages of not being as conspicuous in the mundane world and doubling as a non-lethal weapon. We have the agent under strict surveillance but so far have not picked up on any interaction with the Dark Sun. But then we have never been really good at picking up their trail, sneaky bastards that they are. We have recently learned that the Templars also managed to recruit a member of the Dark Sun, codename "Dunkelsonn" - German? Oh how very clever of them. Tsk, Templars. The Dragon, too, might or might not have been successful in sinking their teeth into one of the Dark Sun. You can never be certain with them. So far we can't find anything that links these members of the Dark Sun to each other, needless to say we will continue watching for every minor detail. House of the Dark Sun // The Darksun Family ~We are all of us without family yet our ties are so much deeper~ Retrieving file permissions.......................................Done Checking user access level..........................................OK Loading file...................................................................ERROR --CORRUPTED DATA DETECTED-- Attempt restoration? (y/n) y Restoring files............................................................................................................................. ....................................................restoration failed. Data incomplete Display salvaged data? (y/n) y They've hit our files again. ITSec should've figured out how to keep them out of our system and track whatever access method they're using by now. They have not. The logs are completely empty they claim. Impossible. Even SysAdmin access is logged after the last incident. Heads will roll over this, if it keeps up they might even restructure the department and you know what that means. I'll be taking my remaining unused holidays, wait until all this blows over. Now if you're reading this you probably have the right clearance and are looking for information on the Dark Sun. The following report is all we have on them, good thing some of our people still believe in dead tree technology. Or you might be one of the bloody cyber ghosts deleting our files, in that case: Fuck you mate! "These guys are fucking everywhere if you know where to look. And that's only accounting for the ones openly using the name. Gods know how many of them are out there keeping their ties to the House a secret. On that note, the files we had on them vanishing in May? I maintain my opinion that it was an inside job. I don't buy the official explanation. What kind of freak server crash only hits files concerning a specific group? I do keep advocating that we keep copies of our files on paper, the old fashioned way, at least as a backup if nothing else. But do they listen to me? No they don't. And that's why our data on the House of the Dark Sun is still largely nonexistent. With the digital files gone and the lowtech records having been misplaced by some idiot archivist this is all I could find out. The House of the Dark Sun is old. At least several hundred years B.C. old. My current hypothesis is that its founder was exiled by his people at a very young age for being born under a bad omen. Likely after his parents died or some misfortune befell his people and he took the blame for it. -Note: I'm using the masculine form as I assume a female would have simply been killed instead of exiled. Unless they were really, really afraid of her which is possible. I need more data.- As for the bad omen? Solar eclipse I'd wager. It would certainly tie in with the name. Regardless, the child survived his exile. While the ordeal couldn't have done a lot of good for his disposition towards other people he began to seek out others like himself - lonely souls with no ties to anyone in this world - and invited them to become part of the House of the Dark Sun. By what process he chose the members of the House we do not know but all those we know of have proven to be special in one way or another. There's everything from accomplished warriors and magi over brilliant strategists and engineers to extraordinary painters and musicians. All of them bearing the Darksun name, all of them doing something significant in their lives. In two confirmed cases the outcome was war, one of them bringing a whole people to the brink of extinction. Significant none the less. Here's an interesting tidbit: some of our data suggests evidence of the House or the Darksun family in dimensions other than our own but it's inconclusive so far. I couldn't even hazard a guess as to what their motive is or whose side they're on other than their own. The only thing I can infer is that whenever one of them is involved something tends to happen. Might be a new flavour BBQ sauce or cold fusion or WW fucking III. This is all I could scrounge up and it's more than they want us to know. Keep a separate copy of this somewhere secure. On paper. Do not tell anyone where. Trust me on this. In the worst case you will thank me for being paranoid, in the best case you will laugh at me in a few years and burn it. Despite this I strongly support recruiting a member of the House into our ranks should the opportunity present itself. It might be just the wildcard we need. I also recommend to have them under strict surveillance, wildcards tend to be unpredictable."
  22. Room 33 [Random Chat Topic]

    That cat is either dead, drugged or planning genocide. None of them ever stay this still except to give you a false sense of safety. Or when they're lying on your keyboard. Then they turn into the immovable object. I think I'll be sticking to one account. God and KeePass know I have enough accounts to manage as it is. Also, cutting Ryjalon's story down to 800 words? So not going to happen. I'm at 3370 words and can condense it to ~2000 at most. Of course, part of that might be because I tend to do stories, not biographies. If I want to enter something in the contest I'll have to write it from scratch. With brevity in mind, for once. Back to my notepad I go.
  23. Firefly vs Game of Thrones

    I for one am just glad that neither Star Wars nor Dr Who are part of the discussion because that would make me implode with indecision.
  24. Room 33 [Random Chat Topic]

    I think it's time I got around to salvaging Kiernon's background information from the old forum. Coming soon to a subforum near you. Then I'll have to see if I can get Ryjalon's story cut down to <800 words to throw it at #IAMTSW I'll eventually post the full length version here, which brings up the question: should I create a secondary account for that?